Tactical BBQ Apron? Dibs.
Since ChameleonPhilosophy has moved in, all manner of silliness has occurred. Today she came up behind me with a blanked, threw it over my head, and said cutely “Darkmantle!” Then she proceeded to wrap her arms around me and squeeze going “Strangle, strangle. Do you have the grapple modifier to escape? Strangle, strangle…”
Please tell me, on a scale from one to newborn kittens, how adorable is my girlfriend?
Burger, egg over easy, two strips of perfectly cooked bacon, and a slice of American cheese, all on a sandwich sized English muffin with a side of corned beef hash and a glass of ruby red grapefruit juice.
On the radio John Tesh (a.k.a. the spawn of Satan) suggested a high protein breakfast over a high carb breakfast. I said “Why choose?”
Brunch Burger: over easy egg, bacon, shredded lettuce, side of fries. (at Eagle’s Deli)