Photo 24 May 11 notes Tactical BBQ Apron? Dibs.

Tactical BBQ Apron? Dibs.

Text 24 May 2 notes

Since ChameleonPhilosophy has moved in, all manner of silliness has occurred. Today she came up behind me with a blanked, threw it over my head, and said cutely “Darkmantle!” Then she proceeded to wrap her arms around me and squeeze going “Strangle, strangle. Do you have the grapple modifier to escape? Strangle, strangle…”

Please tell me, on a scale from one to newborn kittens, how adorable is my girlfriend?

Text 24 May 1 note I am a Lord of Breakfast

Burger, egg over easy, two strips of perfectly cooked bacon, and a slice of American cheese, all on a sandwich sized English muffin with a side of corned beef hash and a glass of ruby red grapefruit juice.

On the radio John Tesh (a.k.a. the spawn of Satan) suggested a high protein breakfast over a high carb breakfast. I said “Why choose?”

Photo 24 May 127 notes
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Photo 24 May 1 note tasteslikehipster:

Brunch Burger: over easy egg, bacon, shredded lettuce, side of fries. (at Eagle’s Deli)

Do want

tasteslikehipster:

Brunch Burger: over easy egg, bacon, shredded lettuce, side of fries. (at Eagle’s Deli)

Do want

Photo 15 May 3,202 notes tastefullyoffensive:

[mr.lovenstein]
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Photo 15 May 314 notes lickypickystickyme:

Brilliant multipurpose reply.

lickypickystickyme:

Brilliant multipurpose reply.

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Photo 14 May 1,300 notes

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Video 14 May 63,110 notes

lorenz-attractor:

#me #swans #erin

babe squad

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Text 14 May Just heard a lovely turn of phrase:

Sometimes my give-a-damn breaks.

Thought you would all enjoy that.


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